How quickly can you complete Nintendo's 1996 landmark release Super Mario 64?  How many stars do you commonly have when you finish the game?  Here's a speedrun that blows all of your personal scores and achievements out of the water.  It's a tool-assisted speedrun, natch, but here we see Mario's adventure completed in just a few seconds over five minutes with zero — count 'em (oh, wait, you can't) — stars collected.  This is impossible during normal gameplay, but the rules of time and space do not apply when tools lend a hand, glitches are exploited, and loopholes are abused.  TASVideos has the full explanation regarding just what is going on here if you'd rather not keep the mystery alive. 

(via GameSetWatch)