PTB Celebrates 2,000 Entries
January 17, 2009
With another milestone reached it's time to look back at the articles that have brought us here to the big 2-0-0-0 entries mark. As I have done in the past, allow me to guide you back through my favorite moments from the last five hundred PTB articles. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll rage, and maybe - just maybe - you'll learn something worthwhile about yourself.
- Sheppard And McKay Play "The Game" (Stargate: Atlantis meets SimCity)
- Beyond Beeps: Rockin' Kats (Hey punk! I'll get you yet!)
- What Could Possibly Go Wrong? (This pilot for a Bubsy cartoon is just painful)
- Keeping The Smash Bros. Brawl Secrets A Secret (Not my most popular idea)
- Steamed (Everything worked out in the end, thankfully)
- The Great Goldeneye Debacle of 2008 (Too many license-holders spoil the fun)
- Endless Ocean Is All Wet (I think I've seen that eel somewhere before)
- Tattoo Assassins? Seriously? (DeLoreanality!)
- Beyond Beeps: A Boy and His Blob (Not all Beyond Beeps articles feature good music)
- Mega Man's Missed Menu Opportunity (Maybe it's impractical, but I still like it)
- Secret Origins: Aero the Acro-bat 2 (The best thing to come out of the vacation from hell)
- The Remembered (Update on forgotten games; most are still in limbo)
- Attempted Rock Band GDC Theft Thwarted (This one still stuns me when I think about it)
- More Gaming By The Numbers (Lots of number crunching for my own curiosity and amusement)
- Outside Is Overrated (The NPCs can be such jerks)
- The Ideal Game (From plot to packaging, this is my idea of the perfect game)
- Fun With Modifiers (Super Mario 64 DS 2 would win top honors)
- Someone's Gotta Create The Pidgits (Ever wonder who writes all of that seldom seen backstory?)
- ALF's Gotta Cat-ch 'Em All (Maze fun from the Commodore 64 era)
- Ghostbusters Needs To Be Good (I need this game to work. I really do.)
- Grand Theft Auto IV Includes Elton John (Is it too much to hope for Billy Joel in the extra downloadable missions?)
- Eighteen Years Of Progress (Depicting video games on mainstream television programming has come a long way)
- We Have To Spend Money To Spend More Money (Buy the game you don't really want to help finance the game you do)
- Wii Fit Wants To Be Your Friend (Endorsed by Dr. Carlo Lombardi)
- Validation From The Machine (Attempting to cheat as a group can be fun)
- The Lost Levels Of New Super Mario Bros. (Excised material from E3 2005 is still out there)
- The Lighter Side Of Piracy (Meowth's Heart Will Go On) (Pirated games often miss the mark)
- A Few Words With Ben Moy About Buku Sudoku (Looking at Sudoku and beyond)
- Mom Conquers The Universe In Lost Futurama Game Episode (No need to overpay on eBay anymore)
- The Robots Are Indeed Revolting (Ugly, ugly robots from Mega Man's bizarre era)
- More Mega Man Madness (I'm still waiting for the Dr. Wily simulator)
- What's Next For Halo? (Some people took this one too seriously for some reason)
- Fifteen Minutes Of Fame (Is that my picture on the official E3 website?)
- E3 2008 Photo Album Complete (Have camera, will travel)
- Local Media Unlocks "Send Nude Photo" Achievement (PS3 Trophy support requires PlayStation Eye camera)
- Conquest Of The Coliseum Of The Apes (Confusing co-workers is so much fun)
- Exploring The Earthbound Localization (In which Mother became its North American counterpart)
- Nintendo Famicom Autopsy (Ever reached into a console and pulled out the guts?)
- The Godfather 2 Poised To Pull You Back In (Every time I think I'm out...)
- Plenty Of Other Games Could Be Rearmed And Powered Up (C'mon Strider!)
- Learn To Read With Moblin's Magic Spear (Elementary school book fair memories)
- When 480p Is Not Enough (Now that I have a PS3 I'm even more of a high definition snob)
- Spectacular ROM Hacks Propel Mario, Link, Sonic To New Places (Yoshi visits Green Hill Zone)
- Inappropriate! (And they call it monkey love...)
- Mini-Review: Video Games Live - Volume One (CD) (Come for the Castlevania track)
- Robot Chicken Targets Excitebike (Features a bunch of game-related sketches from the show)
- Mini-Review: Scene It? Seinfeld (Approved by Vandelay Industries)
- Robot Master Roll Call (Exploring my eight favorite Mega Man bosses)
- Robot Masters On Parade (Rarely seen highly detailed Robot Master art; first of a five-part series)
- Welcome Back, Greedy Wario! (Toilet humor is the easy way out)
- Limited Edition Packages Are Too Much, Too Soon (How'd that $130 Mirror's Edge box work out for you?)
- We Should Have Seen The DSi Coming (Nintendo continues to repeat history)
- Pirated Mega Man 8 For Game Boy Is Pathetic (The pirates aren't even trying anymore)
- A Few Words With Ian Milham About Dead Space (I'm still waiting for Necromorph jellybeans)
- It's Finally Time To Play Earthbound 2 (After all the time I spent whining about it, you'd think I'd have finished it by now)
- Castlevania Formula Needs Fresh Blood (In which I suggest how to shake up the franchise)
- Enjoy The Silence Of The Daylight (Listen to these fan-created remixes of my favorite Castlevania tune)
- Sega Cartridges Tied To Terrorism? Say It Ain't So! (Mega Bomberman should only be used for good)
- Daffy DSi Disclaimers (Beware of screwdrivers)
- Awesome Nintendo Power Posters Remembered (Recalling my childhood bedroom wall)
- Twenty Years Of Sega Genesis Fun (Sega's 16-bit machine lives on in our hearts among other places)
- WiiSpeak Has An Expiration Date (This wound up being a tempest in a teapot)
- Weekly Poll: There Can Be Only One (Which Mega Man is the true Mega Man?)
- Beaky Turtles Mark Dawn Of The Koopa Troop (Vintage Nintendo art raises questions)
- There Goes The HD Neighborhood (In which I buy a PS3)
- Capcom Wants Your Input (C'mon Darkwing Duck!)
- Pushing Digital Daisies (The facts are these: losing this show still hurts)
- Tomb Raider: Underworld Knows Its Focus (Lara's eyes are up here, young man)
- Coping With The Backlog Of Doom (It's not fair. There was time now!)
- Club Nintendo Launches, Asks What Have We Done For It Lately (This seems to have worked out in the end)
- Chun-Li Sort Of Explains New Street Fighter Movie (I wonder which version they're up to now)
- Nintendo Q1 2009 Lineup Is Pathetic (My Wii remote gently weeps)
- Air Man Lives! (Detailed action figure created by a fan with a fan)
- SPRayReview At Kombo (I never thought I'd call for realistic vomit in a video game)
- Sonic Saves Santa In Christmas Blast (This explains so much)
- 2009 Wish List (High hopes for the year ahead)
- PS3/X360 Sonic Unleashed Frustrates In New Ways (I wound up buying this one after all, but deeply discounted)
- Mini-Review: Mirror's Edge (Love that mechanical penthouse design)
- Whither Darkstar? (The cast of Mystery Science Theater 3000 may yet be seen in this vaporware game)
- Sonic Team Trapped In Own Personal Hell? (This explains even more)
- MattG Joins Kombo Breaker Podcast (New episodes every Friday)
- What Makes A Game Of The Year? (Large internal debate behind the scenes at Kombo)
- Why So Superfluous? Dark Knight Game Goes Down In Flames (Wanna see a magic trick?)
- The Godfather II Asks For A Favor (NPCs make you offers you can't refuse)