My friends, I come to you today with the answer to a question that has been raised more than any other question in gaming history.  Yes, today is the day that we finally find out what Michael J. Nelson of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax fame has been playing on his Sony PlayStation 3.

Because I pen a regular column for Home Theater Magazine, I thing you’ll agree that it was essential that I be able to write intelligently about Blu-Ray. And I’m certain you’ll find no fault with me for taking the most sensible, economical approach by picking up the highly regarded Play Station 3, which offers excellent Blu-Ray playback. Furthermore, I feel confident that you’ll agree that I had to procure a game or two just to test the system’s core strengths. And seeing as you’re a reasonable person, I know you won’t find fault with me for spending a number of hours putting Resistance: Fall of Man through its paces, as well as Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, Assassin’s Creed and just recently, and with a great deal of entirely warranted shame, Pain.

Here's hoping Nelson has more to say about games as time goes on.  I have a feeling that he and his riffing cohorts could tear apart a dreadful video game just as entertainingly as they can tear apart a dreadful movie.