People are stupid.  Seriously.  They figure out new ways of injuring themselves all the time.  Nintendo is hoping that the Wii will not be somebody's downfall, as the console's instruction manual includes a bunch of seemingly odd warnings about proper Wii use, such images advising against plugging up the console's air vents with a four leaf clover or eating the twist ties that keep new cords together in the box.  Leave it to the twisted sense of humor at NeoGAF to alter these images and create a slew of hilarious warning remixes.  You'll laugh yourself sick over these.  Hmm, there should be a warning about that.

Image created by NeoGAF's Cosmonaut X