November 06, 2005
As I've mentioned before, I'm able to see which search engine queries lead people here to Press The Buttons. A while back I wrote a piece on the trend of fans trying to find pictures and skins of naked video game characters, and ever since then I've started seeing "naked [character name]" in the search queries from time to time. Max Payne's Mona Sax seems to be the most popular character to be seen without clothes, but this morning I found a rather disturbing query mixed in with attempts to find naked Mona Sax and naked Lara Croft: "naked Dixie Kong". Good lord man, that's just wrong. I mean, Dixie isn't even a teenager yet! She's completely underage! And also, she's a monkey. There are no naked pictures of monkeys here, Google user. Move along now and please try not to touch anything on your way out. Thank you.