MCV has news that Nintendo is getting itself ready to launch the new Revolution console and that the company has a secret global launch plan to... hey, wait a minute.  If it's so secret, why is there an article about it?  Not much of a secret, is it?  Even the word "secret" is right there in the headline, fer cryin' out loud!  Hey Nintendo, here's some free advice: get yourselves a file cabinet with a lock on it.