While browsing through the Quarter To Three gaming forum I came across this comment from Player 1 regarding the whole Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Hot Coffee business:

Am I the only one thinking that future GTA games will feature missions involving the kidnapping/disposal of 'a high profile political figure crusading for censorship', trashing the Whitehouse [sic] or some other tongue-in-cheek reference to these shenanigans?

That's much better than my idea to swing the other way and create the most controversial Grand Theft Auto game to date: Grand Theft Auto: Nude Beach.  On the other hand, I think Nude Beach would be much more fun to play.  It would be for the next generation consoles capable of highly detailed character models, of course.