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Don't Even Bother Entering The Xbox 360 Giveaway Contest

Xbox360Microsoft is holding a contest to give away the Xbox 360 and three games (Perfect Dark Zero, Kameo: Elements of Power, and Project Gotham Racing 3), but you shouldn't bother to enter.  After all, the controllers glow red hot after minimal use which causes nasty burns, the game DVDs have that coating on them that causes them to disintegrate after two days, and the box the whole unit comes in is made of poison ivy.  So don't even think about entering this one.  If you do then that means I might not win, and I know we don't want that to happen.