Gamasutra.com is reporting that a new law in Illinois would make it illegal for stores to sell violent or otherwise adult video games to minors.  What caught my attention was this phrase, a quote from House member Chapa LaVia: "An industry that is making so much money selling these things to your children is dealing with things like decapitation, defecation on people. There's vivid pictures of nudity. It's an industry that needs help being policed."

Defecation games?  Well, there's a whole new demographic just waiting to be tapped.  There's some weapons I just don't want my favorite game characters to have access to, if you know what I mean.