Some critics have accused Electronic Arts of failing to innovate and improve its long-running Madden NFL series of football titles, but Best Buy has the news that this year's new 2013 edition of the game includes some fantastic new tricks. As reported over at Kotaku, the Best Buy product details for the new Madden lists that it's now possible to execute chain kills and pickpocket opponents. You can even pursue enemies downfield in a canoe! Why, it's almost as if a detail point for Ubisoft's Assassin's Creed: Liberation accidentally worked its way into the Madden fact sheet. When informed of the new additions that are bound to be controversial, EA's Brad Hilderbrand said "Well you wanted zombie mode, how do you think we make the zombies?" Madden NFL 13 is in stores next week. Don't expect to be able to kill players on the field despite Best Buy's promises.