Play Them Birabuto Kingdom Ragtime Blues
The Forbidden Fruit Of The Nintendo Entertainment System

Super Mario 64 Completed In Five Minutes With Zero Stars

How quickly can you complete Nintendo's 1996 landmark release Super Mario 64?  How many stars do you commonly have when you finish the game?  Here's a speedrun that blows all of your personal scores and achievements out of the water.  It's a tool-assisted speedrun, natch, but here we see Mario's adventure completed in just a few seconds over five minutes with zero — count 'em (oh, wait, you can't) — stars collected.  This is impossible during normal gameplay, but the rules of time and space do not apply when tools lend a hand, glitches are exploited, and loopholes are abused.  TASVideos has the full explanation regarding just what is going on here if you'd rather not keep the mystery alive. 

(via GameSetWatch)