Daffy DSi Disclaimers

Nintendo loves to warn customers about all of the wrong ways to use their products.  You may remember the glut of bizarre cautionary images that were posted here, there, and everywhere back when the Wii reached stores and the hilarious captions that the folks at the NeoGAF forums came up with to accompany them.  Well, the new Nintendo DSi is now available in Japan, so that means it's time for more strange warnings and amusing interpretations.  Let's take a minute to check out a few of my favorites (warning: one instance of profanity ahead).

Captions credited to RagnarokX, EmCeeGramr, and grandjedi6.